Or a wax sculpture, or maybe even Bride of Frankenstein. Whatever she is, I can barely look. I thought Rachel McAdams was kind of sweet looking, but she’s looking overly pale, gaunt, and maybe even a little scared. Perhaps she caught a glimpse in the mirror and realized what a mistake she made. I hate to say it, but between her and Katie at the Armani show, Holmes looked about 10 times better. And I really didn’t want to admit that.
 
Look, I tried to be positive about the pink hair. That updo is doing nothing for her, though, and if I stare at that misplaced bow any longer near her neckline, I’m going to go cross-eyed. Rachel, weren’t you cute before?