…in her pants.
 
Ice-T’s wife, Coco, was at a celebration for her appearance on the cover of Smooth, but smooth is definitely not how I would describe her crotch region. I feel like I’ve looked at an eclipse–a forbidden sight–and have lost my ability to see as a result. Oddly enough, I’m drawn to the image again…and again…and again. Ew. One question: can’t she feel that?!